Though I plan to finish Redwitch by the end of this long break, I really want to start on a Shojo standalone now. Perhaps Shonen-ish stuff has taken a toll on me, with all the fighting and manry philosophies. Blegh, I am unprepared with Shojo-ish material since my Ipod is mainly loaded with openings of Shonen series. Failbot...

I remember my rather pretentious sec2 nano, in which I cheated, only wrote 40k but literally pasted a lot of junk in to make the wordcount >_< In my defence, I really didn't have a plot but was relatively more prepared than the two later attempts. That said, I still really like the characters and wrote about them for my CAP Portfolio. A pity I've forgotten most of them--this is why I oughta keep me notes. One of the amusing things was that despite it being a 'shojo teen drama', the heroine barely had any romantic or sexual feelings for any of the guys. Just disgust and amusement. Well, the heroine is basically a hobo and I uh, found out that I really like writing hobos.

Now with a gay shojo romance (I dunno why I didn't call it 'yaoi' in the first place)in mind, minor details aside it should be like laying my perversity on paper, right? Heh, I don't think that is mainly the case, but we'll see as this goes along. Hope the drama doesn't get out of hand though, and the conflicts all root back to childish hate, which apparently is the trend in TV serials (my main exposure to shojo-ish stuff).

Too many interesting userpics, too few posts, meh. Thus, they are now a reward for significant progress in writing and a significant progress I have this time =DD



I have reluctantly come to a conclusion that more than one chapter is too much for me, so for now, it's one chapter a day. One chapter a day, makes the heebie jeebies go away! So far I've completed too, but ho-hum, I still have to say, good luck self!

Though I have to say, 'super sian', once more I have failed to make this story PG more so G-rated. Second chapter and I already have someone nude and drenched in hot boiling oil (she lives!). Is this what they called fans disservice? I thought of mentioning steaming breasts or whatever, but that's just incongrous. Ah, well.

Freaking weird, I tell you. Sometimes I wish I was not so weak and be pissed over the things I cannot control.

On another note, successful writing accelerates bowel movement, as years of experience have told me. I wish successful writing accelerates fat loss...my lazy ass is getting fat from a lack of working out.



Chapter One: Guy One has forgotten his purpose in life until Guy Two walks into library. Guy One notices Guy Two's funny eyeballs. "OMG, he's the one I want, how do I say it without sounding like a creep?" Then Guy Three steps in, declaring that he has found what Guy One always wanted.

What is GAR spelt backwards? It's RAG, i.e. Ridiculously Average Guy. How appropriate...

I have conceded and will be undertaking an enterprise of churning out popcorn novels. Or the kind that is So Bad Its Good.

Yes, it'll be a romp of Fake Beards, Crossdressing, Waifish tankers, Weird Eyeballs, Manry tears, Shonen jump references and generally everything adhering to the Rule of Cool, because trying to produce something deliberatey intellectually stimulating is really a GARGH process. Oh, and FUCK THIRD PERSON!!!

Who genuinely does look into fiction for philoshopy anymore? The meaning is what we take it for, and sometimes theories can be done for when you can succintly describe the situation as 'The truth simply was that he was a sad little man.'

This is yet another record of my pretentiousness and a reminder for myself to start work. Meanwhile, productivity has begun as I have started to work on my goal of reading 2 books a week. Now, on to really setting down a suitable writing goal.

上周街頭摩人用了幾張投名狀的圖來惡搞還頗受好評，所以，本周就來介紹一些關於電影投名狀的惡搞吧！

看完投名狀的後遺症

1. 比賽跑時對教練說：「我怕他跑太慢跟不上！」

2. 吃飯時看到碗裡有飯，卻沒人動筷的位子，會哭喊：「安心上路！」

3. 進別人家門前，先吼幾句：「搶糧！搶餉！搶娘們！」

4. 有人吵架，會插到他們中間冷靜地說：「大哥是對的！」

5. 在街上看到丟閃光彈的情侶，會衝上去推開那女的：「外人亂我兄弟者，視投名狀，必殺之！」

6.踩死小強前，不帶任何感情的對它說：「記住我這張臉，下輩子投胎找我報仇。」

From: http://tw.myblog.yahoo.com/arsablue-stanley/article?mid=15640

and

7.腳抬起來發現小強還沒死，驚喊:「這麼能打，我帶你去見大哥。」

8.炫耀女友時:「漂亮吧，死人身上撿的。」

9.老師徵求比賽人選自願時，亂喊:「去的有安家費 死的兩份 活下的 三份。」

10.學生：兵不厭詐，這是戰爭！
老師：人無信就是畜牲！

11.要去當兵的前一天:
男的對他女朋友說:如果我活著回來..(走近)娶你

12.跟同學說:
"如果我微積分沒過，跟我媽說我是條漢子"


§大考§

學生Ａ：吃完，陪我去幹玩命的活！
學生Ａ：我們一起作弊去，死也要拖個墊背的！
學生Ｂ：你這是在拿學分在賭！
學生Ａ：考試本身就是賭！

學生Ａ：Ｂ班的那班畜牲，在後面一動也不動的，眼睜睜的看著我四個月的學分，就這樣，沒了。
學生Ｂ：他說，從考場裡爬出來，他就已經死了．．．
學生Ａ：我這ㄧ生如履薄冰，你說我能考到及格嗎？
教授：當人！我們要當最多的！
學生Ａ：你不會當我的，你從大一就開始教我的，你不會當我的，我不准妳當我！
助教：我答應他們要讓他們活著！
教授：這是大考！
助教：我ㄧ直以為考試不唸書才會當人，現在缺學費也要當人。

上網罵教授

路人Ａ：罵的好，她當你兩科仇好報，心中恨難消！
路人Ｂ：安心上路！！！
路人Ｃ：為什麼不重考，重考過了，有分數，有了分數就能拿學分！
路人Ｄ：教授是對的！

發成績單

學生：你要怎麼跟我娘說？
教授：眼睛閉上，我會很快。
學生：別告訴我娘~！
教授：記住我這張臉，下輩子投胎找我報仇。
助教：教授！你不用當學生了！學費已經收齊了！
教授：每年的今天，我都會找你泡茶，告訴你我這一年又當了哪些人．．．．

From: http://blog.sina.com.tw/schorst/article.php?pbgid=8256&entryid=576292

Have a good laugh, everyone!

Really does help, though it barely gives me any grace period to think before the warning music starts blaring >_< But yay, a decent chapter in less than the targeted time! I still can't believe I did it.


To the next chapter, and beyond!

Decided to change something after all, getting rid of one organisation and changing it to a more minor one. Furthermore, I'm promoting a character so I need to create more plot points for that too. So yeah...major reconstruction of TTM and Fsexus ahoy!

Meanwhile, I'm working on a new series, chelseawhitman. Basically, it's about a crossdresser's quest to find his missing teacher (the crossdressing is related). Expect manliness, and butchering of retarded children shows. To get a clearer picture, check out the userinfo and follow the Twitter for updates! \o/ Databook is up so far.

It's rather sad, considering that I first came up with a concrete idea for TTM around this time and have been obsessively planning it out since then. Nevertheless, the plotting skills I have gained for doing so is absolutely priceless and I can proudly say that I have improved in leaps and bounds for worldbuilding. Have to work a lot on plotting, though, perhaps writing more side-stories would work.

Anyhow, TTM will still be the father of ManU as ChelsWhit. Due to me and CP's 'Pa Canon' in which the YGO protagonists are biologically related (it makes sense), I have been subconsciously influenced and started my own 'Pa Canon' for my works >_< .Nonetheless, "Luke, I am your father" still continues to take the best of the cake.

You may not have a dragon inside you, but you always remember where that crane came from.

不要让它消失，不要让它中断。

If I can get through Part One of Fsexus, I can make the two guys hold hands. If I can get through Part Two, I could possibly make them...uh, kiss?

This is so tame but I'm so very excited...lol. Needs to find more sappy but not whiney chinese songs.

Taken from eluy.

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid Personality Disorder:	Moderate
Schizoid Personality Disorder:	Moderate
Schizotypal Personality Disorder:	High
Antisocial Personality Disorder:	High
Borderline Personality Disorder:	Very High
Histrionic Personality Disorder:	High
Narcissistic Personality Disorder:	High
Avoidant Personality Disorder:	High
Dependent Personality Disorder:	Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:	High
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Now on to read more, and to stop being so frigging freaked out of that transformation donkey sequence from Pinocchio. Seriously man, this is why curiosity kills and ignorance is bliss.

Originally, I thought ANTM was a bimbotic show and Tyra Banks was a huge troll. But then I watched a few episodes of Cycle 12 and the episodes really proved me wrong.

You guys, you wouldn't believe me but...ANTM is awesome when watched as a shonen. What makes it more awesome? That it manages to break some tropes a lot of people associate negatively to shonen. So why is ANTM awesome?

( Read more... )

Watching ANTM makes me realize a saddening fact about myself though...that it seems like I don't really want anything much in my life. I'm not studying very hard though its Os, and I'm not working very hard on my nano while everyone else is at least keeping to their calendar goals. I can't really do much about Os at this point and after doing the papers, I realized that I can't do much about it. I did what I think it's best to my capacity, and an international exam is not really THE exam of my life. This may sound like I'm consoling myself but sometimes the truth is crafted out of words that just happen to sound completely pathetic.

But for Nano...I really want to push myself to see how good a writer I can be. Perhaps I have become so caught up in the perversity that I have forgotten about style and the proper voice, tone and atmosphere of my works, hence it mostly turning out so stupid though it sounds good in my head. I don't think I'm a good storyteller and I don't actually want to be the best, but I just want to turn out a good volume.

There's nothing more for me to say but to try and wake up early tomorrow and improve. In conclusion, ANTM is a good show and I'm never going to make fun of anyone chasing seemingly trivial goals while saying that it is their all.

STARTING FROM TOMORROW, I WILL:
-Complete every damn thing on my studying to-do list
-Mug until we need to mug no more

Until Nano begins, then.

Everytime I re-write the first chapter of TTM:

-it becomes more politically incorrect
-the repeated realization that conflict is still crap
-less ridiculous, which makes it unredeeming even as a show like Spongebob

The positive points are that:

-erm, less ridiculous
-characterization is somewhat more realistic

Thus, onward and forward! First draft, I can has it, with the fillah opening arc actually cut down to six installments.

Hehe, Italian proverbs. Most of them are spoiler-ish lol.

Part One:Tutte le strade portano a Roma.
All roads lead to Rome.
Part Two: Se non e vero, e ben trovato.
Even if it's not true, it's a good story.
Part Three: Donna che piange, uomo che giura, cavallo che suda, tutta impostura.
A woman who cries, a man who swears, a horse that sweats, all imposture.
Part Four: Quel che non ammazza, ingrassa.
That which doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.

Studying is for the weak.

Procastination is for the strong!

...One day, I will regret ever saying this. Comp is still going haywire.

How can this happen to me? I've made my mistake...I just wanna run, the night goes on...it's just fading away...

I created a mirror TTM account over at dreamwidth:

http://thethesismythos.dreamwidth.org/

That said, am done with my National Day special! \o/ Though I am still as lame and politically incorrect as ever, Phantom of the Opera as an NDP song FTW!

Thank you for today.
Thank you for a working internet connection, and access to LJ. I really appreciate it and can't thank you enough.

Love,
Me
A believer of all

I hardly showcase pics in my posts, but at a rare mood, here I go!

First, my genious talent:



Yup, I blew this. No straws, no soap--just plain old mouth and saliva. My latest trick in the obscure world of spit-bubble blowing. It really looks cool, though I am getting a bit rusty in my other tricks.

Next,  me using necklaces as a bracelet because I'm too noob to loop it around my neck:



Yup, that's my hand. I used to wear this necklace a lot when I was 11 or 12...wanted to make it like a lucky charm. I guess now my watch and vest has subconsciously become such a thing? The necklace-bracelet still looks cool, anyhow.

Lastly, something I bought today: A Little MIss Mr Men notebook!



Excuse the glaring light of my compy, lol. Yeah there were other designs sold at 7-11 as well, but this one seems to be the last one. Is cool how it has a plastic covering over it!

Pages inside:



So hehe, I plan to quickly finish this book so I can buy the other designs =3 It has about 48 pages in total, so here I go!

All right, back to going "how how eww studying how how"...or not.